Aesop: we’ve all heard the name, and most of us are familiar with at least a few of his fables with the anthropomorphized animals facing extremely unrealistic yet entertaining dilemmas.
There is no concrete evidence that the ancient Greek moralist and former slave we call Aesop ever wrote down any of his stories (in fact, it was several centuries after Aesop’s purported death that the first collection of his fables appeared), nor is there even proof that he actually existed at all. But the wisdom and warnings offered up by the morals of his many popular tales have survived more than two millennia, weaseling their way into the English language as common everyday expressions. Here are a handful of Aesop’s most popular contributions that we still use today, along with a taste of the stories that spawned them:
1. “QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY.”—FROM “THE LIONESS AND THE VIXEN”
A mother fox and lioness were boasting to each other about their young when the fox pointed out that where she gave birth to a litter of cubs each time, the lioness had only one. “But that one is a lion,” responded the lioness. Checkmate.
2. “HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.”—FROM THE TALE “MERCURY AND THE WOODSMAN”
A woodsman lost his axe in a river and Mercury (the one with the wings on his shoes) appeared to retrieve it. Mercury offered the woodsman an axe made of silver and another made of gold before offering the man his own and, since the man admitted that the first two were not his, he was given all three axes as a reward. When a friend heard this story, he dropped his own axe into the same river. Smart. Mercury appeared again but this time the friend claimed the golden axe as his own, which disgusted the god so much that he returned all three tools back to the bottom of the river, leaving the man empty-handed.
3. “PRIDE COMES BEFORE A FALL.”—FROM “THE EAGLE AND THE COCKERELS”
Two cocks were fighting for control of a roost. When it was over, the loser of the battle went and hid himself in a dark corner while the winner climbed atop the barn and began to crow where he was promptly snatched up by a hungry eagle. The emo rooster was cock of the walk thereafter despite his excessive use of eyeliner.
4. “REVENGE IS A TWO-EDGED SWORD.”—FROM “THE FARMER AND THE FOX”
A farmer was fed up with a fox prowling his hen house at night and so set out for revenge. He trapped the fox and tied some tinder to his tail which he then set ablaze. In a panic, the fox set off at a run and, making his way through the farmer’s corn field, burned the farmer’s entire harvest to the ground.
5. “DON’T MAKE MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING,” OR “DON’T MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL.”—FROM “THE MOUNTAIN IN LABOR”.
It would seem that even Shakespeare gave props to Aesop. In this tale, a mountain was groaning and appeared ready to burst and so attracted a great crowd, all of them anticipating some incredible tragedy. Finally, at the peak of this activity, from out of the mound surfaced a mouse, and for some reason everyone was completely disappointed despite the most likely alternative having been a volcanic eruption.
6. “IT’S EASY TO KICK A MAN WHEN HE’S DOWN.”—FROM “THE DOGS AND THE FOX”.
A fox came across some dogs gnawing on a lion skin and said (paraphrased) “that lion would kill you all if it wasn’t dead already.”
7. TO TAKE THE “LION’S SHARE.”—FROM “THE LION, THE FOX, AND THE ASS”
A lion, a fox, and an ass went hunting together and set to divide the spoils of their efforts between them. First, the ass divided the goods into three even piles, at which point the lion attacked and devoured him, then asked the fox to divide the food. The fox, taking a lesson from the ass, gave the lion nearly all of the game and set aside a meager portion for himself, which pleased the lion, who then allowed the fox to live. Another lesson gleaned from this tale? “Happy is the man who learns from the misfortunes of others.”
8. “DON’T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY ARE HATCHED.”—FROM “THE MILKMAID AND HER PAIL”
A farmer’s daughter was musing about the value of the milk she carried in the pail atop her head and began planning to use the profits to buy enough eggs to start a poultry farm. Eventually, her wild mind led her to ponder using the spoils of her poultry farm to buy a fancy gown for the fair. As the girl imagined how the boys would flock to her in her sparkling new duds she tossed her hair, sending the pail of milk and all of her dreams to the dirt below.
9. “NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.”—FROM “THE CROW AND THE PITCHER”
A thirsty crow happened upon a tall pitcher, inside of which was a small quantity of water that he could not reach. The crow, apparently a genius bird, gathered a crop of stones and dropped them one by one into the pitcher until the water level had was high enough for him to drink. Ahh.
10. “LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.”—FROM “THE FOX AND THE GOAT”
A fox found himself trapped in a well and so he coaxed a goat down with him into the water below. When the goat reached the bottom of the well the fox climbed on his back and out of his prison, leaving the goat to suffer his fate alone.
11. “A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.”—FROM “THE HAWK AND THE NIGHTINGALE”
A nightingale was caught in the talons of a hawk and pled for his life, saying that the hawk ought to let him go and pursue much larger birds that might have a better shot at slaking his hunger. “I should indeed have lost my senses,” said the hawk, “If I should let go food ready to my hand, for the sake of pursuing birds which are not yet even within sight.” And he ate him.
12. “ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER.”—FROM “THE SERPENT AND THE EAGLE”
A snake and an eagle were locked in a life-and-death battle when a countryman came upon them and freed the eagle from the serpent’s grasp. As retribution, the snake spat venom into the man’s drinking horn and, as he went to drink, the grateful eagle knocked the poisoned drink from his hand and onto the ground below. The man was probably just ticked about his drink, though, if you think about it. Unless he spoke eagle.
13. “FAIR WEATHER FRIENDS ARE NOT MUCH WORTH.”—FROM “THE SWALLOW AND THE CROW”
In the story, a swallow and crow were arguing over who had the superior plumage when the crow ended the discussion by pointing out that, though the swallow’s feathers were pretty, his kept him from freezing during the winter. The crow then dropped the mic and walked off the stage.
14. TO HAVE “SOUR GRAPES”.—FROM “THE FOX AND THE GRAPES”
A fox came across a bunch of grapes hanging from a trellis high above but, try as he might, he just couldn’t reach them. As he gave up on the fruit and began to walk away, he said to himself, “I thought those grapes were ripe, but I see now they are quite sour.” It’s easy to disparage something you can’t attain.
15. “SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.”—FROM “THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE”
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…You have? So you know the turtle wins the race despite the hare’s incredible speed? Thought so. Moving on, then.
16. “BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER.”—FROM “THE FARMER AND THE STORK”
When a flock of cranes descended on a farmer’s newly seeded field, he cast a net with the intention of trapping and killing them all. In the process, the farmer gathered a single stork along with the cranes, who naturally pleaded for his life, citing his noble character and pointing out that his plumage was different from his cohorts. The farmer, however, was not moved and, since the stork had seen fit to take up with the scoundrel cranes, he did him in with the other birds all the same.
17. “NIP EVIL IN THE BUD.”—FROM “THE THIEF AND HIS MOTHER”
When a woman failed to discipline her son for stealing a book from a schoolmate, he continued to up the ante and was eventually caught and hung. As the woman cried about her son’s fate, a neighbor basically rubbed it in her face by pointing out that if she’d put a stop to his thieving ways long before he never would have been executed.
18. “A MAN IS KNOWN BY THE COMPANY HE KEEPS.”—FROM “THE ASS AND HIS PURCHASER”
A man looking to purchase an ass took one home on a trial basis and released him in the pasture with his other donkeys. When the new addition took an instant liking to the laziest ass of the bunch, the farmer yoked him up and led him straight back to the vendor, saying that he expected the new donkey would probably just turn out as worthless as his choice of companion.
19. “OUT OF THE FRYING PAN, INTO THE FIRE.”—FROM “THE STAG AND THE LION”
No surprise ending here—a stag took refuge in a cave to hide from a pack of dogs that were on his trail only to find something much worse inside: a lion. Not quite sure how anyone can take anything from this particular fable except maybe ‘Keep yourself out of strange caves if you don’t want to get eaten by a lion.’ Still, it’s pretty sound advice.